Sales Manager - how to send the fuck?

There are such boring annoying friends. Just send them difficult because of an excess of education, so we have to patiently explain why their services are not needed.

Background: The company has come up with some one advertising medium - video banners ( sensation of fucking ). We immediately made ​​it clear that we are not interested. However, the manager continued to hammer away and switched on me. Roboss - this is the manager. Judging by the nickname, human ambitions clearly go beyond the limit. 15505479 - I. Italics - my thoughts and comments, t. e. that, in direct conversation did not get.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 14:41:52 ).
Good day!.

15505479 (14:41:59 9/01/2009).
good.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 14:42:28 ).
This novel by the video on the Internet. You have seen our presentation?.

15505479 (14:42:42 9/01/2009).
give the url where is it?. what kind of presentation? .

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 14:43:58 ).
The incoming file: Presentation. ppt.
Size: 1.11 MB.
External IP: 89. 169. 158. 111.
Internal IP: 192. 168. a. 2.

15505479 (14:46:51 9/01/2009).
exactly nevebenny file. so I will not be such a large file to download. Tell in your own words, what exactly do we do you need?.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 14:47:31 ).
http:// *****. ru / rus /.
We have inquired about you and come to the conclusion that you mogliby be strategic partners. And what a meg a lot? ))).

15505479 (14:49:05 9/01/2009).
I read. I fucking did not read, but why disappoint. well, it's better than Google's video advertising and Yandex? .

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 14:56:49 ).
In order to understand everything I recommend that you read the presentation Chainia. As for the search engines, it only effects of advertising. Since chelover (the consumer ) to start to learn what to look for. Our advertising is injected rapidly. ( Lol! - my comments. ). You can conduct surveys. ( Lol2! - my comments. ). high quality. ( Oh, let me guess - did you decide for yourself! - My comments. ). Detailed statistics and online. As a result of tests 6 million hits our average STR ​​was a. 8% banner with his 0.2% lags far behind. ( In short, the usual poeben, with far-fetched novelty to cut the dough until it is too unwound. - My comments. ). In Google's Yandex and everything goes through the play button. Is it advertising? . (Well, yes, much to the companies you are worth 5 and 60mlrd. bucks! . ). And we predpokaz, 50-100 kilobytes, fixing advertising exposure, which can not yet none. ( I pozyrit, the movie hangs. Perhaps it was the fixation? . ). As a consequence, competent media planning. ( As a consequence? - My comments. ). The proposal has links to statistics. Pochetayte more closely. How old are you in advertising?.

15505479 (14:58:04 9/01/2009).
10. Well, like, did not work podebat?.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 14:59:05 ).
By the way at the expense of Google's because they are already using our technology to advertise themselves. ( Lol! - my comments. ). Before the new year we have wind off their two 500K. (Yes, Google did without you! - My comments. ).

15505479 (14:59:53 9/01/2009).
You do not have even a list of sites. where you are unrolling their shows??.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:00:29 ).
Online kp. ru. ( I fshoke! - My comments. ).
But Kaliningrad is also the North- West? . Now interisuet all but the northern -west and center of FD. ( Go fuck? Or something else was meant - my comments. ).
and you have been on the site? . ru there all there. (Greece has it all! - My comments. ).

15505479 (15:05:55 9/01/2009).
was. but still can not understand how we can help?.
We are not engaged in active sales. We do not have the state managers.
less than 30% of the royalties we are not interested.
Our site for placement of such advertisements are not interested - because maloposeschaemy.
In general, would you go your way.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:12:42 ).
I would put another. How can we be helpful to each other. so. We offer you the exclusive right to use our tools. ( I fshoke! Me? Exclusive - my comments. ). Which is also constantly dorobytyvaetsya, improves. In the Volga Federal District such as. And you can already offer it to the RA for this district. ( Zhopa! I thought a freebie, and then work to do. - My comments. ). The conditions on our part 10p (excluding VAT) for 1000 show. ( About 1Gig of traffic) at our expense. Do you already own to discuss the RA that how much. But no more than 40R to the final consumer. This is now the policy of our company. (Very muddy Policy. So vague terms to me not long ago expounded. - My comments. ).

15505479 (15:13:09 9/01/2009).
Our customers do not order more than 10 thousand. / month. advertising and are only interested in the regional traffic. spend money on movies they are not interested. ready-made movies they do not, you are also free to do their will not be.
t. e. demand in the region on your product - no. how to sell it?.
in general, go to hell.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:15:15 ).
Spots lifts the 3d of 500 to 1000 U.S. dollars in a month. A banner you bought?.
There are many Krupnyakov working on all of the RF. ( Explicit panic from a friend, clinging to the threads. Apparently, the message was as high energy. - My comments. ).

15505479 (15:16:41 9/01/2009).
let's say even that we will be able to sell at 1 million. shows. this will give you 10-20 thousand. profit. even the manager did not hire.
for 500 bucks, even for television bought 1-2 times a year! .
Krupnyakov of the Russian Federation in Kaliningrad is not, as in HH, we branch out of a person to collect the orders and all.
banner book. But only at one site in the region.
in the ass! .

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:17:29 ).
But RK is not always and everywhere at once. Often, it happens to FD or even cities. ( But please agree to cooperate. - My translation ).

15505479 (15:18:01 9/01/2009).
If you know everything better than me - why would you me?.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:18:22 ).
Well let's use a ready-made free videos. (We are ready for everything. We have a complete ass with sales. - My translation ).
And why only on one site?.

15505479 (15:19:37 9/01/2009).
And if I know best regional themes, then just listen. such advertising to anyone in the region of interest. especially in the kn. py. many even deem it an insult to be placed.
one - is in the *****. ru - 90% coverage of the regional audience.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:23:14 ).
Strange you an advertiser. Targeting today have every self-respecting site. You can vydilit Region. And except for the CP to the many sites. Have you looked at our proposals? .
The question is always, and especially now in the efficiency. You have not answered what your average CTR for banner ads?.
( A set of disconnected thoughts on managerial untranslatable dialect. - My translation ).

15505479 (15:25:39 9/01/2009).
You probably do not understand. we have a small company. normal levels, we can not give. simply by virtue of the fact that the sale of advertising in one medium does not interest us, because our advertisers are not interested. We provide a range of where your ads can only be a supplement. but I sincerely doubt its usefulness. and the MDGs - nothing says. just a new medium, and fun to click on the cartoon, not a banner. over time, the user feels full and the MDGs fall through the floor.
shorter in the ass!.
MDG banner? . Around 5%.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:27:41 ).
If you have a banner on it so through our media will be 10% to suggest to test and verify this. (We are ready for everything! - My translation ).
We are ready at 30 000 free hits. (We are ready for everything twice! - My translation ).
Banner blindness has long been present, but does not seem to you. Otherwise, there would be a. A to 5% of blindness is far from the video. Maybe we are with you and will not live. ( There will be a third world? - My comments. ).

15505479 (15:40:43 9/01/2009).
understand. We do not actively selling. We do not offer anything to anyone. We work only with those who come to us very. for a specific task. t. e. we have no future for you.
We do not spam by fax, do not send letters, even at the meeting did not go.
telephone traffic is minimal - just in case.
Well, as you do not understand that we are not interested!.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:41:28 ).
http:// *****. ru / ***** / test. htm naprimet so can all look.

Roboss ( 09/01/2009 15:42:42 ).
Well if you do not want what you want. It is your wedge, white light has not converged. ( Apparently, still came, if so elegantly sent! - My comments. ). If you decide to write. Good luck.

15505479 (15:43:24 9/01/2009).
thank you ) about it and we just wanted to say. that we are just not interested.

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Conclusions: The low-educated people, in advertising almost never worked, the product itself and the subject knows little. The product itself maloperspektiven, designed for a divorce client managers by inflating the cheeks. In the future, it will either be absorbed by a larger company, or splits itself. Would you like to see when viewing your site immediately loaded promotional video with sound?.

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Spomoni finally. prizes for the contest showed their sponsors. Does anyone need a new laptop Sony?. The virtual laboratory has summed up the year. - I fpyaterke traffikogonov (and you still. not ordered. I have a banner or a guard?). Bournisien now twice cultured -. He went to the movies.

Tomorrow, January 10 - Last day of action ' Christmas discounts '. After her - discounts for dealers 25% of the price of AutoBlog-X - 30WMZ ( already sold over 120 copies, although I promised not to raise the price of only 100 copies sold ). Who has not had time to contact. dealers.